One time when I had my girlfriend over for dinner, and before we ate my brother decided to show her my search history. She broke up with me and left, but not before telling my parents. I got grounded for a month. Everyday since then (1 1/2 years ago), I cum on my brothers toothpaste and on his toothbrush. IYAMBAD
I broke up with my Fiance’ cause he started staying out all night. He was messing around with a very known drug dealer and they would tell people to stay away from the house cause it was so HOT. So, I put a ad in the Dallas newspaper that read ” Estate sale everything must go, early birds welcome”. The ad ran for 10 days. I heard they had all kinds of people showing up before daylight. Iyambad
So I was at an anime convention with my best friend and we found some people playing the pocky game with spin the bottle mechanics. For those who don’t know, the pocky game is a game where two people lady and the tramp a piece of pocky and the first to break the pocky loses. Anyways my grandpa who took us walked in and saw it happening when I was kissing. After e con he confronted me about it and I made up a story about how I was just asking someone for pocky and he bought it. IYAMBAD!
When I was in eighth grade, I had gotten into a fight with 2 other boys. They thought I couldn’t fight because I am a girl. Turns out, (for security reasons, like Code Reds, robbers, etc.) I surprisingly had my steel pocket-knife with me in my pockets. (I also scared one of the with a roundhouse kick to the jaw) So as I grabbed the knife, they were confused. I pulled it out and they said, “What is that?” I said, “You’ll see…” And I pushed the blade up and ran at them. They don’t bother me.
I recently went on my first independent trip to London as an 18yr old and paid for EVERYTHING for me and my best friend. We stayed 5 days. Thing is my bff made me laugh over a 2 legged walking bear video whilst drinking hot chocolate and it splashed all over the bed from my mouth. We sneakily just turned the sheets over and moved into a better room the next day. We also took the complimentary snacks and even slippers from both rooms. (we)YamBad.