I found a 1 inch large beetle on the floor in school. Most of the school was going to their classes at that time, and so I picked it up to make sure it wouldn’t get squashed. As I was taking it up to my class, I noticed the people who who noticed me carrying the huge insect freak out. Since school was over I decided to walk around scaring people with my the huge beetle. It was awesome, walking beside someone and when they realize what you are holding it, they freak out and back away in shock! IYAMBAD
During one of my semesters in college, I had to live next to some obnoxious sorority pledges who made a racket at all hours of the day and night. One day, their “big” left them Hershey’s kisses outside their door. Guess who had a glorious chocolate binge that night? IYAMBAD.
When my ex-boyfriend of two years cheated on me, the new girl was so worried about me calling to yell at her that she turned her phone off that night. Because her phone was off, she slept through her alarm and missed the most important university test of the year—one that contributed to about 75% of her mark. I don’t feel bad about it because I lost so much because of what she did. IYAMBAD
Back in high school, there was this pack of girls who were incredibly arrogant-they routinely shouted at people for standing in front of them, for example. The final straw was two days after I had foot surgery; as I was hobbling around on crutches, they deliberately rammed me into a locker, screaming, “Get out the way, ***hole!” The next day, as they were running to get to class in time, I stuck out one of my crutches, and all 5 of them fell down 4 stair steps. IYAMBAD.
In my first year of college, I lived with the most obnoxious people who wanted to blare repetitive dance music all day and night. After months of it, I’d had enough. One day, while they were all out, I got a screwdriver and opened there stereos. I loosened a few important wires; I didn’t damage, but just tampered with them. I got a good two months of silence. Luckily, I moved out shortly after. IYAMBAD