One day when i was at school, i got written up by my Assistant principal “Mr. Fag” which pissed me off. So later that day me and my friend went to his house, ding dong ditched him a couple of times, and then we turned off his braker box. Sweet revenge. >:D
I was the designated substitute Sunday morning teacher for a small church. I had been working with 5th graders for a while but then moved to pre-school for a day. When it was time to clean up, one of the kids started whining.
Kid: I don’t want to clean up!
Me: *mimmicking him* Aaw, that’s too bad!
Kid: You sound like a baby.
Me: You’re acting like one.
Kid: …Those are mean words.
Yes. Yes they were.
I guess I forgot I can’t treate pre-schoolers the same as 5th graders! IYAMBAD
My husband thinks he’s the worlds greatest cook, little does he know, for the past 9 years I’ve been seasoning meals when he’s not looking! Then he brags about how amazing his cooking skills are, and how he’s the best cook in the family. When i don’t do the seasoning, he tries to figure out where he went wrong. Hes not the worlds greatest cook, but, IYAMBAD!
My roommate is a mean little pill who slams doors, is loud in the mornings, and generally nasty. I found her journal in her bed when measuring her room for a new prospective roommate- she talks about how muchmy kindness “disgusts” her (wtf??)I took a photo of the page where she describes cheating on her boyfriend, who she hopes to marry, and plan on emailing it him when she is flying overseas to live with him for 3 months this summer. Karma’s a bitch. IYAMPSYCHED.
For the past 5 months every time I went out somewhere (to a friends house for a sleepover etc) my parents would by pizza for the family. (My family was going through a money crisis too) so I got so fed up I pretended to leave to my friends house. I returned 2 hours later and of course there everyone was enjoying pizza! I slammed open the door and threw the pizza on the ground screaming, “IF I CANT GET SOME THEN YOU CANT EITHER.” I enjoyed a great laugh at my parents reaction. IYAMBAD