When I was in middle school, my history teacher was easily distracted. I would never finish my homework (it was on the computer,) so I just convinced one of my friends to email me the completed homework. I changed the font and the size of the text and then showed that to the teacher and she never noticed. IYAMBAD
I noticed someone was cheating off of my answers in 4th grade for a multiplication test. I then wrote every answer as 1 and when she copied that and looked away i erased it and wrote the right ones. My teacher was so mad at her for thinking all the answers were one and she was like “I just looked off of her sheet!” and my teacher sent her to the office for cheating. My teacher then looked at me and gave me a thumbs up. XD. IYAMBAD
Well I had this girl friend early high school freshman year and on the way back from my family BBQ I ate her out in the back of my moms car wile she was driving. we were in the backseat lol …..a week earlier my brother fucked a girl in the backseat …….IYAMBAD
I stock shelves in a local grocery store. One night one of my friends was in the milk cooler stocking milk. At the same time he was making very loud sex noises and screaming random names. An old lady came up to me and asked for a manager. I knew she was concerned about the noises coming from the cooler. I told her that I was a manager and that we have a young couple who was staying in our back room for a couple nights. I told her they sometimes got a little crazy. She believed me. IYAMBAD
Someone from my building suffers from exzema and orders a homeopathic medication to treat it. I walked into the elevator of my building and saw a note.
Someone had stolen his medication! It was in a package no bigger than one you would get if you ordered a coffee mug, so whoever stole it probably thought they were getting something cool. THEYAREBAD